May 19, 2009
Scheduled Re-Opening
Gamers Get Girls plans to release the new site in early June. Please visit back for an update. It's worth the wait, guys.
May 7, 2009
Level 3.5 - Universal Turnoffs
This article is an extension to Level 3, discussing universal turnoffs and how to avoid them. It might seem redundant to some of our audience, but precautionary steps are taken to ensure future success.
Hygiene and Scent
Your basic daily hygiene is a necessity. This includes your daily showers, teeth brushing, and deodorant (especially deodorant). It all comes down to your smell. Your scent is just as important as looks, if not more. Try a brand of cologne as well. A special scent will not only give you an edge of about 10 levels, but you are likely to receive an ioi¹ from your target.Grooming
Brush/Comb your hair. Perfect it. Shave off or shape up any facial hair on a regular basis. The more you take care of yourself, the stronger impression you will make. Be metrosexual.
A picture is worth 1000 words. Before you can capture a success, make your own picture be 1000 positive words.
1 ioi = indicator of interest; If a girl said "you smell nice" is an ioi, hinting a sign of attraction toward you.
May 6, 2009
Controversy Already?
It has been less than a week since the blog has been established and Gamers Get Girls is facing controversy already. It was expected since any kind of tutorial on building relationships is deemed 'non-traditional', but it was not expected to happen this soon. Jeannie, a woman from yahoo answers says:
"There's so many pickup sites and tutorials teaching you how to convert a woman's mind to get into her pants. Why are those sites even popular? Come on who really falls for "quick seduction"?This rant is succeeded by many other comments righteously agreeing with her. Gamers Get Girls focuses on building relationships, and relationships are mutual. We do not discuss rape, or attracting a woman and then proceeding to kill her (that is why we have Grand Theft Auto). And we certainly do not talk down about women; perhaps we will use different metaphors to better understand situations, but we teach with a respectful, understanding mindset.
The most recent one I came across was gamersgetgirls.blogspot.com; they come off as trying to help the less fortunate get dates. It's despicable the way they write about women tbh, am the only one that feels this way?"
An open response to Jeannie: When you find your perfect man who approached you with the skills received from Gamers Get Girls, perhaps then you will understand what we do.
Original article seen here.
May 5, 2009
Level 3 - Your Inventory
Props matter. It does not matter if you have all the courage in the world, certain universal turnoffs can halt you before even entering battle.
Open Your Inventory Menu
Open your closet. You may disagree with superficiality, but consider this: You are in a raid group in World of Warcraft and 2 priests want to join. Which would you favor more? The one with epic gear or the one with grayed items? People judge. You judge (maybe if it's only subconsciously). You want to make a good initial impression to magnify your chances of becoming victorious. In summary, you will need fashionable clothes before you can even think of approaching that girl. And if you don't already or simply don't know what fashionable clothes means, here is a breakdown of tips:
- Baggy clothing; not in style. Maybe it was in the year nineteen eighty bumblefuck, but not anymore. Stick to small shirts (short-sleeved shirts shouldn't go past half your bicep) and more fitting boot-cut jeans.
- Brand name clothing is comforting. No one appreciates inside joke shirts or k-mart clothing; they are wearable, just not benefiting. Take a trip to your nearest Hollister.
- Thrive off of feedback. If you walk into an environment with risque clothing and get one positive comment from your friend, while fifty other people give you negative looks and/or feedback, stop wearing it.
May 4, 2009
The Pre-Game Tutorial
Intellect
Endurance
Agility
Anyone that has ever played an RPG game or a variation of such, has seen these attributes before. Stamina and Endurance usually reflect on the amount of health you have or the amount of damage you are able to take. Intellect often times means the amount of magical ability your character possesses. Agility usually signifies the overall speed of your character, dodge rates, movement, etc.
As of reading this blog, your stats we will currently work with are as follows:
Intellect: 0/20
Endurance: 0/20
Agility: 0/20
Now, what would these attributes mean in this new world?
Intellect has nothing to do with magic. Intellect in the real life equates out to the amount of knowledge you posses. Francis Bacon Sr. once said, “Knowledge is power,” and truly, in this field, it is.
The more you know about the behavior of girls, the more you know of their subtle ways, the better off you will be. (We will go much more in-depth into this.)
Endurance ties strongly with Stamina. Endurance in the pick-up world simply means having the willpower to carry on. If you approach a ‘higher level beauty’ and you are shot down, the amount of endurance you posses, tied in with your stamina, will allow you to carry on and keep trying.
Agility reflects on the charm enabling a conversation with a girl strong and lively. A mixture of agility and intellect will help you to be on your feet during exchanges, to go with the flow rather than an unsuccessful pick-up line.
You simply cannot approach a girl with a pre-made line and expect quick results, it does not work like that. You must recognize your disadvantages, and improve on them before we progress so you may approach that girl you always see in that dorm hallway, or working across the street, or that girl who you are merely stuck in a friend zone with.
+1 END
+1 INT
May 3, 2009
Level 2 - The MMORPG You Live In
So you've just stepped into the new world and you are level 2. Please note that this world is a free-roam game: you are not on stage 2; you are level 2.
Thus, you will panic at the level 86 beauty walking down the street catching everyone's eye and you will idolize the level 97 male who probably is walking with that level 86 beauty.Perhaps you may have already entered the world at level 3, 5, or even 23, but for generalization purposes we will assume you are level 2, and work from there. So how exactly do you level up? Let us not worry about that yet. Before you get into battle and gaining experience points, you are going to have to go through the game's short beginning tutorial. After learning how to play you'll be given basic gear and stats to guarantee a win on your first battle.
In summary: If you have played and mastered any MMORPG game, you will understand that you were once a noob looking up to the pros, but with understanding the improvements and then improving your character, you were able to rise to the top. As a gamer, leveling in this new game will become an easy transition.
May 2, 2009
Level 1 - Stepping into Reality
Statistically speaking, gamers do not get girls. Gamers are classified as nerds who will rarely-to-never establish an intimate relationship with a girl. There is a good chance you find yourself under that description; you are successfully manipulated by peer and media influence. This influence reinforces your acceptance of not getting girls.
Your continuation of not getting girls reinforces their motivation to influence you. This is a never ending loop with two aspects depending on each other. There are many cases like this, for example:
"Now, it is clear that the decline of a language must ultimately have political and economic causes: it is not due simply to the bad influence of this or that individual writer. But an effect can become a cause, reinforcing the original cause and producing the same effect in an intensified form, and so on indefinitely. A man may take to drink because he feels himself to be a failure, and then fail all the more completely because he drinks. It is rather the same thing that is happening to the English language. It becomes ugly and inaccurate because our thoughts are foolish, but the slovenliness of our language makes it easier for us to have foolish thoughts." -George Orwell
Coming to the reality that gamers will always be shown as failures of a sex-life is the first and only step onto the path towards getting many girls. In essence, once you've read and understood this, you are ready.
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