May 2, 2009

Level 1 - Stepping into Reality



Statistically speaking, gamers do not get girls. Gamers are classified as nerds who will rarely-to-never establish an intimate relationship with a girl. There is a good chance you find yourself under that description; you are successfully manipulated by peer and media influence. This influence reinforces your acceptance of not getting girls.

Your continuation of not getting girls reinforces their motivation to influence you. This is a never ending loop with two aspects depending on each other. There are many cases like this, for example:


"Now, it is clear that the decline of a language must ultimately have political and economic causes: it is not due simply to the bad influence of this or that individual writer. But an effect can become a cause, reinforcing the original cause and producing the same effect in an intensified form, and so on indefinitely. A man may take to drink because he feels himself to be a failure, and then fail all the more completely because he drinks. It is rather the same thing that is happening to the English language. It becomes ugly and inaccurate because our thoughts are foolish, but the slovenliness of our language makes it easier for us to have foolish thoughts." -George Orwell

Coming to the reality that gamers will always be shown as failures of a sex-life is the first and only step onto the path towards getting many girls. In essence, once you've read and understood this, you are ready.


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6 comments:

John H. said...

Id love to see where this blog goes lol.

Anonymous said...

I'd love to not see where this blog goes.

Anonymous said...

.... I... this blog.... so much wrong with it.

Coincidentally I think this blog got started because the blogger saw the DotA video from Basshunter. The original.

1BIT said...

This could be either the biggest EPIC fail or biggest EPIC win.

Anonymous said...

So thats what the word gamer means

Anonymous said...

Someone's been reading The Game and believing a little bit too much of it....